{"product_id":"mr-nee-patience-coaster","title":"Mr Nee Patience Coaster","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"250\"\u003eFor the Mr Nee Patience in your life. A cheeky Geordie-style design for anyone who wants everything done yesterday, hates waiting, and loses the plot at the slightest delay — perfect for desks, coffee tables, and anywhere queues are complained about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"635\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"277\"\u003eProduct Description –\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"277\" data-end=\"280\"\u003eHigh quality 10cm coaster with a smooth, durable finish to protect surfaces from spills. Featuring our funny Mr Nee Patience design in true Geordie style, it’s ideal for impatient souls, serial clock-watchers, and anyone who simply cannot be arsed to wait. A perfect little gift guaranteed to raise a smile (if they can wait long enough to appreciate it).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kobes Keepsakes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52957305798984,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/4588\/4232\/files\/6_c3dbd9fd-fc7c-440c-b8cb-87be521cfa51.jpg?v=1776851106","url":"https:\/\/kobeskeepsakes.com\/products\/mr-nee-patience-coaster","provider":"Kobes Keepsakes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}